Does your aversion to raw fish and seaweed keep you from eating sushi?

Well, now you can eat all of this trendy cuisine you want without fear of doing a George H. Bush on your dinner partners in the middle of the second course!

Introducing Hostess Twinkies Sushi!

This tantilizing combination of Hostess Twinkies, assorted dried fruits, assorted fruity candies, green fruit roll ups, and dried mangoes is guaranteed to have everyone around you convinced that you are a sophisticated gourmand savoring truely exotic Japanese fare. While in fact you will be chowing down on good old 100% All-American USDA Grade A junk food, good for about 300 calories per piece.

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