R2D2 in the Bathroom
12/11/2005 @ 6:00 pm
Buying a toilet can be a complex process in Japan. Exactly how many functions do you need? Do you want the little button that simulates the sound of flushing water to disguise the fact that you are actually going, um, shikko? Do you want the lid to lift automatically when you open the bathroom door? Do you want a heated seat? A bidet? It’s a very complicated process indeed.
I’d like to see novelty toilet seats that insult or frighten their “users” with such comments like:
“Get your fat *ss off of me!”
December 11th, 2005 at 6:40 pm“Hey, lady could you stop blocking the light? We’re working down here”
“Not again!”
Sir, u have just hit on a very good idea of novelty toilette seats and you should copyright them all right now and go to work finding a manufacturer and a distributor. If you are in Japan, even better. If in the West, use the yellow pages and start now. You have hit on the idea of the century. It’s perfect. AND FUNNY. Americans would go for it. And I am sure Japanese would find it CUTE….
What a great, simple idea! Go for it!
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December 13th, 2005 at 1:27 pmI just want a toilet that can flush my enormous feces. Even Godzilla can’t lay turds as big as mine.
December 13th, 2005 at 2:05 pmThanks for the info, Paul.
Don’t know where we’d be without it.
December 13th, 2005 at 3:43 pmVery funny, David!
December 14th, 2005 at 1:16 am