As you know, there are over 3,457 McDonald’s restaurants up and down the Japanese archipelago, not to mention another 27,345 around the world, and there surely should be a song to memorialize the people who eat, drink, study, chat and sleep at these shops. Well, musician Dean Friedman has done just that, written and recorded an iconic song about a certain “McDonald’s Girl” and you can give it a listen here.

The lyrics to “(I am in love with) the McDonald’s Girl”, in part, go like this:

I am in love with the McDonald’s Girl
She has the smile of innocence oh so tender and warm.
I am in love with the McDonald’s Girl
She is an angel in a polyester uniform

I leave from kendo practice every night
It’s getting dark but the golden arches light up the way.
I turn the corner at the traffic light.
I count my money and then I rehearse what I’m gonna say,
“I’d like an order of fries, a quarter pounder with cheese,
I love the light in your eyes. Will you go out with me please?”

To hear the song, go to the AUDIO icon on his webpage and then find the album titled “Rumpled Romeo”