Check out this Doritos bag sent into Japundit by Letters From China.
The characters on the bag read Denki Anma Fukkatsu (Electric Massage Revival).
Denki Anma (electric massage) is a term used to describe what is going on in the illustration — Person A holds Person B’s legs up in the air by the ankles as he steps on Person B’s crotch and moves his foot around very quickly like an electric massager.
What this has to do with Doritos is anybody’s guess.
It doesn’t look like fun.
Oh. I imagined it was the new Doritos slogan: “Flavor more powerful than a kick in the balls”.
Anyway, I think I will pass if someone offers me an electric massage.