Carols for a Japanese Christmas: #1
12/22/2006 @ 12:00 am
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me - ke-ki and a KFC.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me -
Nothing. Take the decorations down and go back to work.
Sad and so true. But at least there is sex involved because all Christmas is in Japan is a suped up version of Valentines day…
There’s a good stocking stuffer joke to be made here but I’ll let it go.. It’s far too crass!
December 22nd, 2006 at 2:06 amwell there certainly won’t be any andy-pandy partridge in a pear tree..boyo!!
(maybe some lemon & limes and 5 fingers working overtime).

December 22nd, 2006 at 7:50 am