Hair-raising thefts
05/31/2007 @ 10:00 am
An official of the government’s Social Insurance Agency has been arrested for a series of workplace locker room thefts that he committed in order to finance his hair growth treatments. The man apparently used the money for hair growth laser therapy and to purchase a scalp massage machine. No word on whether any of the treatments actually worked.
bet there was hell toupee when they caught the dude
May 31st, 2007 at 10:18 amRemora should be prohibited from saying things like that!
May 31st, 2007 at 10:20 amnevertheless,its the bald truth Dr.Paul.
May 31st, 2007 at 10:57 amScalp massage!? At least spend it on something that might actually work!
May 31st, 2007 at 2:17 pmThat made me laugh, remora. They obviously don’t intend to sweep it under the rug.
These guys that are so terrified of going bald are inevitably the kind of guys that can’t attract women with or without hair. A few thousand yen for some decent electric clippers, and he could have been liberated. Believe me, I know.
May 31st, 2007 at 5:46 pmquite murkin fun of the guy he has serious problems
May 31st, 2007 at 7:59 pm