Longest By Far–China Breaks Record
Size may not count–except in the record books–but China now seems to have broken the official record. Thirty feet is hard to beat but this one isn’t actually real so may not really count.
The 30-foot penile totem, appropriately named Sky Pillar, is located in the Longwan Shaman Amusement Park in Changchun City, China.
The statue is basically a steel structure that is wrapped in more than 6,500 feet of straw. I don’t think that Disney Corp. would have such a thing in one of it’s theme parks, though–especially as a ride.
According to Adult Web Life (I only check such websites for the pictures. No (!) I mean to scan for the news articles of potential use in Japundit posts…) the president of the park, Cheng Weiguang, commented that the member is a totem of “Shamanistic culture,” which originated in Changchun City:
The legend says that a Shaman hero named Ewenki had vanquished a cruel female ruler and afterwards gave her a penis totem – reminding her to respect males and not kill them at will. The statue stands atop the 1250 foot high Qinlong Hill and can be seen by many as a reminder of their “ancestors’ pursuit of happiness and prosperity.” Some tourists say they felt uncomfortable about the statue – but others didn’t care. One said, “It’s just a pillar. I don’t care. It can be a symbol of the park.”
That’s the sensible spirit! But–all it would take is maybe 6,500+ feet of straw to wrap some prominent Tokyo landmark, do a little cosmetic magic on it, and thus regain face by beating this foreign record? Why not– for the glory, the record, for the Gipper, or just because it isn’t there yet?
However, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest living erect penis on record with them is 13 inches, but don’t get too cock-sure yet–as with most things, it is all relative:
- The barnacle has the largest penis as a proportion of its overall body size.
- Among vertebrates, the Argentine Blue-bill duck has the longest penis relative to its body size.
And I though remora’s 3rd tenticle from the right might of been up there somewhere…
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June 18th, 2007 at 5:59 amI bought a ‘boyfriend’ like that once… .
Sorry. It was just too tempting (that article, I mean).
Channel Four even did a doc. on the strains, pains, banes, gains and being vain about dick (http://www.hecklerspray.com/tv-review-the-worlds-biggest-penis-channel-four/20062139.php/)
I wanna see *that* on Canada’s news channel.
And yet… perhaps a giant, centrally-located over-sized Johnson would help… as, yet again, Japan has topped the list as having the least sex (and not all that good, either), according to today’s Mainichi Daily News (http://mdn.mainichi-msn.co.jp/national/news/20070616p2a00m0na026000c.html)
Another story (http://www.upi.com/NewsTrack/Quirks/2007/06/02/survey_italian_salami_can_rev_up_sex_life/7278/) seems to point to possible aphrodesiac; Italian sausage (of the minced meat kind).
Why it hasn’t become a huge fad in Japan yet is beyond me.
caveat the lates link I’ve found for the Global Sex Survey is from 2005 - http://www.durex.com/cm/gss2005results.asp. The global average is 103 times a year.
Of interest to Japundit readers might be a bragging list of the most sex down to the global average of 103 acts per year:
France - UK - New Zealand - US - Australia - Canada. Italians only have three more instances of sex per year than the global average so God knows where it would be *without* Italian sausage use.
I was shocked to see Scandinavia was so pathetic and made a rather flaccid showing. There goes a cultural cliché down the drain. The Swedes has less sex than the Irish, for God’s sake!
And my condolences to all Japundit contributors and readers living in Japan and crying over coming in at 45 instances of sex per year; less than half the amount of the Global Average.
Let’s see if Japundit contributors can change this for next year. Gambatte!!!
June 18th, 2007 at 6:04 amI hate to say this but it’s a little bit smaller than mine. Pardon my french.
June 18th, 2007 at 8:01 amBW: I hesitate to use the expression “Kiss-My-Ego” but really! “I bought a ‘boyfriend’ like that once… . choke,chuckle,chortle..hurrumph.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hurrumph
is this advancing the discussion about Japan (expat-wise)?.or the integrity of this site in any way? - or are you just - “bitchin & grumbling” ??
rem.
June 18th, 2007 at 10:53 amLong Wang, Hung Wei Lo!
June 18th, 2007 at 12:28 pmThis is so huang bang
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=huang+bang
June 18th, 2007 at 1:18 pmRemora wrote: “is this advancing the discussion about Japan (expat-wise)?.or the integrity of this site in any way? - or are you just - “bitchin & grumbling” ??”
If I bought a ‘boyfriend’ like that, I would never bitch or grumble again… .
OK. So let’s talk about why the Japanese (expat or otherwise?) don’t seem to be gettin’ much… . Ain’t no huang banging happenin’ in the land of the infrequent rising son and now that Durex survey seems to indicate *why* - ’cause the sex doesn’t seem very satisfying to all the sexes.
It’s a genuine anthropological/sociological quest for information on my part… .
June 18th, 2007 at 2:04 pmSize isn’t everything, it’s the way you use it.
June 19th, 2007 at 5:49 amIf Betty Woo had a boyfriend like that I just hope it filled the need, the need to please.
You know, I didn’t pick up the fact that the penile pillar is in a shaman amusement park.
Now *that’s* a weird concept in and of itself… .
June 19th, 2007 at 7:24 amQuote from Mainichi Daily News (in Japan):
When asked what was needed to provide sexual satisfaction, the most popular answers among men were:
BOOSTED sexual desire (29 percent), MORE time spent
with a partner (38 percent), ADDITIONAL enjoyment (34 percent).
For women, the factors were:
LOVE, gentleness and passion (43 percent), MORE time spent with a partner (38 percent), ADDITIONAL enjoyment (37 percent).
What these figures seem to indicate is that men place emphasis on desire while women tend to seek romance. As sex is a consensual act between two people, each must make an effort to understand what the other needs, talk frankly about their sex and form a relationship built on respect and that will make it easy to improve satisfaction. Satisfying sex needs good communication between partners.
The survey also revealed reasons why sex wasn’t enjoyable and improving on these areas is necessary to bring about satisfying sex. Japanese women disliked sex for the following reasons:
PAINFUL (67 percent), THREAT of unwanted pregnancies (28 percent), VAGINAL dryness (17 percent).
Japanese men, meanwhile, had the following gripes.
INABILITY to maintain erection (32 percent), IMPOTENCE (28 percent).
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Men seem loosing sexual desire while women loosing sexual attraction. Women may be more dissatisfied than men when middle aged. And when women refer to
June 19th, 2007 at 6:55 pm“Love” or “Romance”, they often mean just “Sex”. Am I wrong ?
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