Japanese love dolls are not new to the pages of JAPUNDIT (see here, here, here, and here), but the Honey Dolls add a new touch of realism to the love doll experience.
Each Honey Doll can be equipped with a “voice sensor system” that consists of an MP3 player, speaker, and pressure sensors located in the breasts of the dolls.
Squeezing the breasts causes the doll to moan, groan, squeal, or scream in realisitic fake delight. The volume level of the output and the sensitivity of the sensors are adjustable, and you can even change the sounds that come pre-recorded with the doll to something else, if you want.
Found at Skirmisher
I don’t *want* one. OK. I don’t live in Japan. But it’s so creapy! I don’t *want* one.
I guess I’m out of the demographic range for it, huh.
They can also apparently post comments to Japundit. I’d hate to spend a fortune on my love doll just to see her spend all day chatting up guys on the Internet.
Honestly, they are missing the point. I think these dolls are sold mainly because, unlike women, they don’t speak.
Perhaps not coincidentally, there is a JP-doll model offered on the site in question.
And it could be just me, but I swear I can hear the guy too in some of the “voice sensor system” sample tracks, which may or may not enhance the experience for some buyers of these dolls.
I would like one fitted with a GPS nav.system so I could take a scantily dressed doll away on Sunday drives..it could also do a running commentary on my superb car handling skills and general good looks.
rem.
rem, stop trying to get on the good side with the other half she already does a ‘running commentary on my superb car handling skills and general good looks’ from what I hear.
always remember ‘a little bird told me’.
robin
“always remember ‘a little bird told me’.”…are you referring to Chicken Little (rabbin?)
‘are you referring to Chicken Little’
that’s an all time classic movie… it up there with the best of them, which I can name a few
“To kill a mocking bird” with Gregory Peck.
“The Birds” an Alfred Hitchcock classic.