Who you gonna call?

66 Japanese astronomers recently had a meeting about what to do should some extraterrestrial intelligence suddenly shows up and says, “Take me to your leader.”

The purpose of the meeting was to determine the national authorities to notify in the case that a signal from another world is received, but the astronomers were unable to reach a decision as to who exactly are the “national authorities.”

According to the Declaration of Principles Concerning Activities Following the Detection of Extraterrestrial Intelligence — a set of guidelines adopted by the International Astronomical Union (IAU) and other international astronomy organizations — the discoverer of an alien signal is strictly prohibited from informing the general public until after he/she verifies that the signal is extraterrestrial in origin, informs other observers or research organizations involved so that they can independently observe and monitor the signal, and notifies the “relevant national authorities.”

While these guidelines have existed for nearly 20 years, the Japanese SETI community has never formally discussed who exactly Japan’s “relevant national authority” is until this weekend’s conference.

No doubt the efforts of the astronomers were also hamstrung by the fact that there seem to be no real leaders in Japan these days.

Via Pink Tentacle

8 Responses to “Who you gonna call?”

riki Said:

I think the news would spread pretty quickly.

esotericlarity Said:

so many choices

1. the Japundit
2. Sony
3. Hard Gay
4. prime minister what’s his name
5. Koizumi
6. blackwater
7. 80 year old Japanese women
8. AV Idols
9. the USA
10. Haruki Murakami

at least thats my opinion on who possible runs Japan

bamboo Said:

I would call Leah Dizon.

Not that it’s any business of hers, but at least I’d get to talk to Leah Dizon.

supernattoman Said:

Call immigration! All aliens need to be photographed and finger- (tentacle) printed. Of course they’ll have to carry around their alien registration cards, too. I can imagine the cops will stop them for random checks because of a reported sudden rise in the overall foreign crime rate due to an outbreak of suspected vaporizations.

Edward Chmura Said:

Well, if they have tentacles, aliens may be accepted into mainstream society quicker than we might think.

remora Said:

The Remora has asked me to inform you that he has absolutely no desire in being accepted into “mainstream society”…(whatever next!)

http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix3/remoragotg.htm

*and a word of caution - his memory-sucking tentacles are quite something to behold.
Be afraid - Very afraid.*

(*_*)

Edward Chmura Said:

Damn memory parasites. . .

Ippoippo » Take to your leader Said:

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