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November 14th, 2007 at 12:00 am

Police in Japan nab “quick-draw” serial ejaculator

» by Edward Chmura in: Crime and Punishment, Fetish, Hilarious, Japan, Perverts, Really?, Sex

Quick Draw McGrawPolice in Osaka, Japan have arrested an 18-year-old boy on suspicion of forcibly ejaculating on women in public.

The boy is accused of grabbing a 62-year-old woman by the hair and anointing her with his precious bodily fluids in a park last August. He is also suspected of felonious wanking in more than 10 other similar incidents in the same general area.

According to investigators, the boy was addicted to pornographic websites and is known as “Quick Draw McGraw” among his friends because of his amazingly quick trigger. Apparently, the mere glance of a woman was all that was needed to set old Quick Draw off to the races.

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Via Mulboyne

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    he could have had quite the future in the AV business!

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    ‘Quick Draw’ or ‘two stroke’ doesn’t the boy know women want more than that

    robin on November 14th, 2007
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