Beam me up, minister

Chief Cabinet Secretary Nobutaka Machimura said that he “definitely” believes UFO’s exist, perhaps in a subtle dig at the new fingerprinting scheme in place at airports for all aliens, resident or not.

While the government did not provide any concrete plan for fingerprinting aliens arriving by UFO, they did say they would keep “a vigilant watch over Japanese airspace and are ready to scramble fighter jets to intercept suspicious airborne objects.” Apparently, the palace shaped UFO below slipped through during no-pants shabu-shabu hour.

Flying castle

There has been no report on the human seen being abducted by the turret-like alien appendage.

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