The Hairy White Prince writes in to point us to this story that appeared in the New York Post recently.
The report is about a retired math professor from Montreal who almost choked to death at a New York SM club called The Nutcracker Suite.
Police were called in when the man became unconscious and turned blue while wearing a hood and being trussed on a device called “the wheel.” His hands were bound behind him, and he was wearing a leather collar around his neck attached to a rope secured to a hook on the ceiling, nipple clamps, and women’s high heels.
During his “session” at the club the professor was under the care a Japanese “mistress” named Taki Noriko.
This is where things get interesting. The Hairy White Price tells us:
[S]he used to be a student of mine at a famous uni in Tokyo. She told us all she was moving to NYC to be an actress and study film.
Was I shocked to stumbled across this….
Oh my. Her parents must be proud she’s made the news in NYC. Well, luckily the guy survived his ordeal, but he may not be so lucky when he gets back home and faces his wife, who remarked after hearing an account of her husband’s escapades: “Oh, my gosh, I can’t believe this.”
Small world. A friend of mine has confirmed that he had the professor for math while attending CEGEP Vanier and thought it great that he’s hearing about it from an English-language website based in Japan. This internets thing is so neato!
If he’s a regular and clamps were being used every time, I wonder how his wife didn’t notice the pancaked nipples? Guess ‘regular’ has to be defined when we’re talking SM clubs… .
Although, at that age, muscular ‘bounce-back’ is slowed so, yeah, his nips musta told some story. *This* is the kind of insight two years in a gerontology program at CEGEP Marie-Victorin will give you… .
This* is the kind of insight two years in a gerontology program at CEGEP Marie-Victorin will give you… .
Thanks for the clarification as to where you obtained your expertise in this regard, Betty. . . For a moment there. . .
Oh, yeah. Pancake nipples… did a paper on that {baddda-boooom!]
I guarantee she was already doing this while she was in Tokyo.
And, Betty, the real giveaway is that red wax. It’s hard to get rid of all of it - and a bit difficult to explain to the missus why the stuff keeps turning up in the laundry and around the house.
Er…or so I was told…