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March 6th, 2008 at 12:00 am

Japanese Model’s Breasts Set Her Free

Serena

Serena Kozakura, a Japanese model, proves size DOES matter when a court threw out the model’s case based on her breast size.

Serena was found guilty of breaking and entering into a man’s apartment, kicking a hole in a door and crawling through. On her appeal, the defense held up a cutout size of the hole, showing the impossibility of Serena’s 44 inch boobs going through.

Serena rejoiced in the verdict: “I used to hate my body so much, but it was my breasts that won in court”

Weird Asia News

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    […] a Japanese pin-up model’s court case proves, large breasts are more than just nice to look […]

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    yes,I suppose it was undestandable that she was “bouncing with joy” at the verdict.

    *I was going to link in the bounce-o-meter from Shockabsorber Sports Bras for newer visitors to this site, but lord knows we’ve beeen there often already.*

    (and don’t you dare robyn - I’m warning you)

    (*_*)

    rem.

    remora on March 6th, 2008
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    how does she not get black eyes from the bouncing with joy (let alone one very sore back)

    ‘it was my breasts that won in court’, I think it was a slip of the nipple that got her court verdict.

    robin

    robin on March 6th, 2008

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