Be careful what you wish for. . .

07/22/2008 @ 6:00 am

Come wind

By Edward Chmura, Stored in: Engrish, Japan

8 Responses to “Be careful what you wish for. . .”

len Said:

COLORADO!
MAINE!
WISCONSIN!
NORTH DAKOTA!

July 22nd, 2008 at 9:14 am

len Said:

CARBON MONOXIDE!
METHYL!
ゐ!
NEODYMIUM!

July 22nd, 2008 at 9:23 am

robin Said:

As welcome as a fart in a phone box.

robin

July 22nd, 2008 at 9:36 am

Edward Chmura Said:

Or in a space suit, as the old joke goes. . .

July 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 pm

robin Said:

or ‘up at a sparrows fart’.

July 22nd, 2008 at 1:46 pm

robin Said:

I used to be a wind breaker
now I’m just an old fart

July 22nd, 2008 at 2:01 pm

Mr. Pink Said:

Fartistic pretensions,

July 22nd, 2008 at 3:21 pm

remora Said:

..If wishes were fishes
we’ed all cast nets (in the Sea)
and hopefully - not catch me.

*there is a rather vulgar variation on this involving one’s hand and human excreta, which I couldnt possibly repeat as JAPUNDIT is a wholesome family-values based blogsite.*

(*!*)

remora

July 30th, 2008 at 3:35 am

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