If you were lucky enough to be standing outside of the Kushida Shinto Shrine in Fukuoka City at 4:59 a.m. last Friday, here is what you would have seen:

That was the start of the Oiyama, the grand finale of the Gion Yamakata Festival held every year from July 1st to the 15th. The photo shows the first of the eight teams carrying kakiyama (floats) leaving the shrine for a breakneck run over a five kilometer course through the city. And when I say run, I do mean run—the teams compete to cover the course in the fastest time.
These teams are called nagare (which means “flow” in Japanese), and the members of each team are selected from a specific region in the city, which has a population of more than one million people. The city was divided into regions for the festival nagare in 1587—when the event was already more than 300 years old.
The Yamakata Festival originated around 1241, when the priest Shoichi, the founder of Joten-ji (a Buddhist temple), was carried around the town of Hakata on a mikoshi, or portable Shinto shrine, spreading holy water. He is said to have saved the town from a plague.
These floats are made by hand by the famed traditional doll makers of Hakata (another name for the city). Weighing about a ton, they’re carried on the shoulders of 26 men from each of the teams. It’s not possible to expect 26 men to carry that load for five kilometers, so there are substitutions along the way from among the several hundred men on each team. Four men are stationed at each corner of the float for steering, and many of the team members help by pushing from behind.
The spectators lining the street—an estimated 170,000 this year—cheer them on during their mad dash and splash water on the nagare to cool them off in the hot Hakata weather.
Centuries ago, these floats were 15 meters high, but their height was reduced in 1910 to avoid any problems from running into railroad overpasses and electrical wires. The race was cancelled in 1945 because they were worried about air raids, but they resumed in 1948.
The race is the culmination of two full weeks of activities, which include public displays of the floats, several practice runs, and a trip to City Hall to thank officials for allowing them to run around the city for two weeks.
By this time, you may be wondering who would want to get up in the middle of the night in the summer to carry a one-ton load on their shoulders at a dead run through the city. Not only that, the team members must give up sex AND cucumbers during the two-week period. But the only way to join a team is by invitation, and they have no trouble finding members. The benefits include the almost unlimited ability to take off from work during the festival period, and the many meetings and parties with other team members, during which copious amounts of alcohol are consumed. And who knows, maybe there are Yamakasa groupies who are just waiting for the ban on sex to end on July 15th.
While the Yamakasa Festival was being held in Fukuoka City at the northern end of Kyushu, the Rokugatsudo was underway down in Kagoshima City at the southern end of the island. If you were lucky enough to be at the Terukuni Shinto Shrine at that city on either Friday or Saturday night, you would have been part of this:

The festival got its start when the 19th feudal lord of the local Shimazu clan, Mitsuhisa, donated a lantern at the local temple as a prayer for children and protection from illness. (Mitsuhisa is also known for building Sengan-en in 1659. This 16.5-hectare garden was at the daimyo’s second home. Now a public park, it has a magnificent view of Kinko Bay and Sakurajima, a small island with an active volcano that lies in the bay near the city. I’ve been there, and it is no exaggeration to say the view is magnificent.)
Taking their cue from the feudal lord, many of the local townspeople donated lanterns of their own and lit them, starting the festival tradition. Rokugatsudo literally means June lanterns. (The event began in June when the lunar calendar was in use.)
The paper lanterns are lit every night during the 15-day period from July 1 to July 16 at different shrines and temples throughout the city, with the biggest single event being the one held at Terukuni on the nights of the 15th and the 16th. That event features large, 2.5 meter-wide lanterns and about 1,000 smaller individual lanterns lining the main path to the shrine.
The event is largely conducted by neighborhood associations and children’s groups, and most of the lanterns are handmade. The city sponsors a big fireworks display, performers dance on stage, and there are the usual stalls selling fried octopus and other Japanese summertime festival treats. Between 200,000 and 300,000 people turn out every year.

While the most spectacular festivals may have been in Kyushu, there were several festivals in Mie Prefecture that were smaller and more down-home, but every bit as fun. One was the Osatsu Tenno Whale Festival, held in Osatsu-cho, Toba, on the 14th. Local youth groups and students from primary and secondary schools parade with two mikoshi modeled after whales. Mikoshi are portable Shinto shrines; the idea is that the spirit of the local shrine divinity is inside. The whale mikoshi in Osatsu-cho symbolize parent and child.
The whales aren’t the only attraction. There are marching bands, floats featuring characters from the Urashima Taro fable, traditional music and dancing, and again, onlookers lining the street splashing water on the participants to help them beat the heat

Maybe the guys in the Ishiki region of the prefecture could have used some water splashing to cool themselves off during the annual Zaruyaburi festival, held this week at the Ishikia and Yakumo shrines. About 70 or 80 young men participate in a so-called naked festival to battle each other for control of a zaru basket. The one who ends up with the basket will have good luck and health during the year. A naked festival is not quite as dangerous as it sounds—during most naked festivals in Japan, the men wear traditional loincloths similar to those worn by sumo wrestlers, so they don’t have to worry about shots to their pawnshop while they grapple for the basket.

I think the women of Mie Prefecture have a better idea for competing than getting naked and fighting over some basket. They choose to dive for abalone instead. The Shirongo Shrine’s Shirongo Festival was held this week on a day when catching fish is normally prohibited. At the sound of a note from a triton horn, the women dive into the water simultaneously and compete to be the first to catch an abalone. The women who catch the first male and female abalone offer them at the shrine to pray for safety sea journeys and an abundant catch.
I’ve said it before, but it bears repeating—Japanese festivals are the best free public entertainment anywhere in the world.