These stealthy assassins of yore…what lurks deep in their hearts?
Their whole lives are dedicated to their craft…to stealth, to sabotage, to espionage, to theft, and to assassination.
But what do they dream of when they allow themselves to succumb to sleep’s gentle embrace?
What is it that they secretly yearn to do?
Watch this short documentary or “ninjumentary” […]
In Asbury Park, New Jersey:
The Associated Press
BARNEGAT, N.J. - It’s the case of the nonexistent ninja. Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Turns out the ninja was actually a camp counselor dressed in black karate garb and carrying a plastic […]
News report of residents of Modesto, California turning out to view the annual Ninja Parade. As usual, the ninjas passed by undetected.
Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again
This “Ninja bear” can do very hard tricks that even a human would have trouble doing!
Japanese movie site Slash and Burn is reporting that the 2005 Japanese hit movie Shinobi is being remade for the American market by Hong Kong-based filmmaker Max Makowski.
Makowski will begin scripting the Shinobi remake immediately in hopes it can begin production early next year. While the original pitted two rival ninja clans against each […]
If Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck are not quite your thing, why not take a tour in a Ninja Village? Togakushi Ninja Village in Nagano prefecture is a destination for children who want to experience a Ninja theme park with shows and historical demonstrations.
Something a bit more adult perhaps? The Koga Ninja Village and Museum […]
A look into the Rise and Fall of the Ninja in American pop-culture
The Enigmatic Japanese Ninja
Cheap fuel-efficient cars, VCRs, and stereos weren’t the only Japanese exports that flooded into America during the 70s and 80s. The plucky indigenous ninja cleverly smuggled themselves over the sea to dazzle American audiences with their seemingly […]
The copy at Blogwatch in Newsweek magazine notes: “In feudal Japan, the ninja were known as fearsome assassins.”
Now some ninja have apparently emerged from the shadows, so to speak, to take questions via a parody website called Ask a Ninja.
One sample question went like this: “Can a ninja catch a cold?”
Looks like fun.
A group of ninjas from the Iga-ryu Ninja sect in Mie Prefecture is setting out a global stealth tour after the New Year’s holidays are over.
Starting on January 12, the group will make a six-day trip to Taiwan and then “stealthily” (the press release from the tourist organization sponsoring their tour uses that very word) […]
Ready for a Tokyo dining experience that’s different?
Check out the Ninja restaurant in Akasaka.
The entire restaurant is designed in the image of a ninja house, complete with secret passageways. Food is served by “ninja” who also perform magic tricks for diners. The restaurant also prides itself in the unique presentation of its dishes.
Reservations are […]
Don’t you sometimes dream of putting some real Steven Seagal neck breaking, arm chopping hurt on the bullies and jerks in your life?
But you are too old, too lazy, too much of a puss, or all of the above to embark on any serious martial arts regimen?
Well, pipe dream no more, Bucko, for […]
Background: Mysterious bamboo flute music. . .
Welcome. . .
You are about to enter a world known to few mortal men. . . A world where the inner spirit spurs puny earthly bodies to superhuman feats
Welcome to the The Way of the Exploding Pen!
Learn the secret of the Four Treasures.
The Four Treasures of Fudebakudo […]
Those who liked the piece we ran the other day on The Official Ninja Website will really love this. . . An entire site devoted to parodies of the Real Ultimate Power theme on which The Official Ninja Website is based!
Click on over and scroll down, and soon you will find a long list of […]
Trouble with a ninja?
Call Captain John Hooke Silver, Attorney at Law (who does not like ninjas) and get ye the booty ye deserve.
Thanks to BoingBoing!
If you are a fan of schoolboy level irreverent humor, then The Official Ninja Webpage (OffNin) may be just the place for you.
OffNin is ostensibly written by a kid named Robert Hamburger, for whom the following bio is provided:
Robert Hamburger has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt […]
